Man, I wish I was gay...
October 20th 2006 07:13
I really mean it. I WISH I WAS GAY. That way I’d never, ever have to deal with the tightly wound ball of estrogen, neuroses, and flat-out insanity that is woman, ever again. Just thinking of the peace and quiet and lack of mindless drama gets me hard.
I’m tired of women who think that they own you because they have a pussy, tired of women who think that one night of sex is some form of spiritually binding contract, tired of women who cant hold their own up in a conversation, tired of women who can hold their own in a conversation but can see through my bullshit, tired of women who have no "balls", tired of women who have "balls" but feel this need to prove it to the world - GRRL-style, tired of women who wont look twice at me, tired of the wrong women looking twice at me, tired of the wrong women waking up next to me.
I’m tired of women.
Imagine: I could walk into a bar, check out some dude, and know exactly what he is thinking. THE EXACT SAME THING I AM. No getting-to-know-you bullshit, no pretending to be interested in their tedious shitty conversation as you try to think of a topic that doesn’t involve sport, or ninjas or video games; you can just walk up, say "Hey, did you see the game, how awesome are ninjas, old-school arcade games are way better than new ones, oh, and do you want to fuck me up the arse?” That’s it. be in the pub, have a quick beer, scope the talent, and be home and biting pillow by 9pm. Wake up in the morning and play Nintendo with someone who is not only genuinely interested in Super Nintendo, but is also aware that newer platforms mostly have shitty games that only have shiny graphics.
However, I don’t exactly get all hot and bothered by the thought of some guys' sweaty bum hole, and I don’t find MY OWN genitalia particularly attractive, much less some other dudes. In fact you could say that I’m not attracted to men in any way, shape or form. I hate women, and find men repulsive...
So basically, I want to fuck myself.
I’m tired of women who think that they own you because they have a pussy, tired of women who think that one night of sex is some form of spiritually binding contract, tired of women who cant hold their own up in a conversation, tired of women who can hold their own in a conversation but can see through my bullshit, tired of women who have no "balls", tired of women who have "balls" but feel this need to prove it to the world - GRRL-style, tired of women who wont look twice at me, tired of the wrong women looking twice at me, tired of the wrong women waking up next to me.
I’m tired of women.
Imagine: I could walk into a bar, check out some dude, and know exactly what he is thinking. THE EXACT SAME THING I AM. No getting-to-know-you bullshit, no pretending to be interested in their tedious shitty conversation as you try to think of a topic that doesn’t involve sport, or ninjas or video games; you can just walk up, say "Hey, did you see the game, how awesome are ninjas, old-school arcade games are way better than new ones, oh, and do you want to fuck me up the arse?” That’s it. be in the pub, have a quick beer, scope the talent, and be home and biting pillow by 9pm. Wake up in the morning and play Nintendo with someone who is not only genuinely interested in Super Nintendo, but is also aware that newer platforms mostly have shitty games that only have shiny graphics.
However, I don’t exactly get all hot and bothered by the thought of some guys' sweaty bum hole, and I don’t find MY OWN genitalia particularly attractive, much less some other dudes. In fact you could say that I’m not attracted to men in any way, shape or form. I hate women, and find men repulsive...
So basically, I want to fuck myself.
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Comment by The Voices in my Head
The Voices in my Head
May your entire existence, for all intents and purposes, be filled with exactly these types of women...may you never cross another. May the other types of women that you mentioned, be damned to hell...but ahhh the women in the category above, PRICELESS.
I am sorry that you have had a bad time of things with women...but the only common denominator of all of them, is YOU, my friend. So, maybe instead of posts like this one in which one half of an entire species is responsible for your problems, you should scale back and take a look at yourself. Far less work to fix you than to fix whats allegedly wrong with all of womandom.
You need the women in the category I mentioned...You need someone to make you take a look at yourself. I don't mean this in a negative way at all. Just an observation thats worth a lot of votes...will you remove it, respond civilly, or respond with an attack, or perhaps not even at all?
Voices~
Comment by Anonymous
gay men your fucking lucky...and women fucking shape up and stop being so insane... doctors find a freaking cure for their hormones or a pill that turn guys gay!!!
Comment by OP
secondly, youre an idiot. im denigrating myself and my own inadequacies and insecurities, using misogyny as my device.
furthermore, its so over the top about it, i just dont get how anyone could take it seriously.
Comment by OP
secondly, youre an idiot. im denigrating myself and my own inadequacies and insecurities, using misogyny as my device.
furthermore, its so over the top about it, i just dont get how anyone could take it seriously.