http://www.barelylegalalien.com/ Barely Legal Alien en Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:03:00 GMT Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:03:00 GMT info@barelylegalalien.com info@barelylegalalien.com http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-i-saw-avatar/2/ ... It's been a mere 2 years or so since my last post. I figured I'd see if anyone was actually out there still actually reading or getting this emailed... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-i-saw-avatar/2/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-i-saw-avatar/2/ Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:03:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-i-saw-avatar/1/ ... It's been a mere 2 years or so since my last post. I figured I'd see if anyone was actually out there still actually reading or getting this emailed... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-i-saw-avatar/1/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-i-saw-avatar/1/ Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:02:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/retroview-of-films-that-own-you-ninja-scroll/ "Ninja Scroll" is an anime. That is, it is an animated film, drawn in the distinctive japanese 'Manga' style. It also rules. It is about a dude called Jubei Kibagami... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/retroview-of-films-that-own-you-ninja-scroll/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/retroview-of-films-that-own-you-ninja-scroll/ Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:22:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/you-havent-lived-until-youve-seen-a-down-syndrome-menage-a-trois/ let me preface this with the statement that i am in no way prejudiced against people afflicted with down syndrome. this post is merely the relating of an event i... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/you-havent-lived-until-youve-seen-a-down-syndrome-menage-a-trois/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/you-havent-lived-until-youve-seen-a-down-syndrome-menage-a-trois/ Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:07:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/why-do-crazy-people-feel-the-need-to-spread-their-disease/ "Mumble grrfl garble burgle pretty good theory, ay?" he said to me. He was white-eyed, ratty-dressed, short and something about him said 'concealed weapon'. I got a picture in my... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/why-do-crazy-people-feel-the-need-to-spread-their-disease/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/why-do-crazy-people-feel-the-need-to-spread-their-disease/ Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:06:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-apparently-kids-are-smarter-these-days/ What a bunch of total bullshit. I keep running across articles in newspapers and magazines going on and on about how kids today are just so much smarter and more... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-apparently-kids-are-smarter-these-days/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/so-apparently-kids-are-smarter-these-days/ Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:05:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/tara-reid-marxist-role-model/ Tara Reid is the blonde chick from the first 'American Pie' film, in case you've forgotten who she was. "Was" being the operative word. Since then, I can't think of... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/tara-reid-marxist-role-model/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/tara-reid-marxist-role-model/ Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:40:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/a-question-for-any-homosexual-readers-out-there-you-others-can-check-it-out-too/ This is something that has puzzled me for quite some time. I live in one of the 'gayest' cities in the world - Sydney. That is, there is a huge... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/a-question-for-any-homosexual-readers-out-there-you-others-can-check-it-out-too/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/a-question-for-any-homosexual-readers-out-there-you-others-can-check-it-out-too/ Thu, 07 Dec 2006 00:47:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/god-bless-you-hormone-chicken/ Apparently it takes less than two months to grow a decent-sized, edible chicken nowadays. Though we don't actually use "Hormones" to grow our chickens, we still use growth-enhancing anit-biotics that... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/god-bless-you-hormone-chicken/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/god-bless-you-hormone-chicken/ Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:16:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-naming-your-children/ The phone rang for the ninth time. With a sigh, Jackson picked up the receiver and put it to his ear, a look of resignation on his face. "Jackson speaking... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-naming-your-children/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-naming-your-children/ Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:16:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/assaulting-the-fortress/ Assaulting the Fortress. This is purely from and for the perspective of a guy. Sorry girls, but still, you may pick up some useful info here... You're at the pub... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/assaulting-the-fortress/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/assaulting-the-fortress/ Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:09:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/women-can-get-sex-whenever-they-like-end-of-story/ I recently had a discussion with a friend of mine where she detailed her newfound appreciation for pornography. Furthermore she claimed she hadn't had sex for 4 months, much to... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/women-can-get-sex-whenever-they-like-end-of-story/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/women-can-get-sex-whenever-they-like-end-of-story/ Mon, 06 Nov 2006 22:46:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/experimentation-with-tampons/ Tampons. We all see the ads, with their strangely disconcerting use of blue liquids, and ingenious use of pads and tampons to plug leaks ranging from holes in convertible roofs... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/experimentation-with-tampons/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/experimentation-with-tampons/ Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:57:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/interview-with-a-porn-star/ The Porn star in question is a Ms Jenna Jameson. For the delightfully unaware, Ms Jameson is a highly successful porn star... -------- Me: Hi, Jenna, welcome to my humble... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/interview-with-a-porn-star/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/interview-with-a-porn-star/ Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:08:00 GMT http://www.barelylegalalien.com/man-i-wish-i-was-gay/ I really mean it. I WISH I WAS GAY. That way I'd never, ever have to deal with the tightly wound ball of estrogen, neuroses, and flat-out insanity that is... http://www.barelylegalalien.com/man-i-wish-i-was-gay/#comments http://www.barelylegalalien.com/man-i-wish-i-was-gay/ Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:13:00 GMT