Tara Reid: Marxist Role Model.
December 19th 2006 23:40
Tara Reid is the blonde chick from the first 'American Pie' film, in case you've forgotten who she was.
"Was" being the operative word. Since then, I can't think of a single film she has done, nor anything at all, besides be a handbag for whichever guy is hot that week at whatever club is hot that week.
This sounds like I'm ripping on her, but trust me, I'm really not. Tara Reid is the most honest celebrity ever to hit our consciousnesses. She is what we should all aspire to. As I said in the title, she is a marxist role model.
How can some talentless bimbo, who lives only to party, and produces nothing of any use whatsoever to humanity in general be a Marxist role model?
Consider her achievement. She managed to land a role in a film that did fairly well, earning for herself some money, and enough fame to ensure she has an invite to most parties and cool scenes for the rest of her life.
Now consider what she has done since.
Actually consider what her co-stars have done since. Typecast themselves in film after film, and television show after television show. Does anyone even know Stifler's real name? Personally, I think they, and everyone involved should publicly apologise for the holocaust that was American Pie 3. All of them except Tara Reid of course, cos she was probably too busy snorting lines off her own arse at the time.
Tara Reid is a Marxist role model because she produced to her capacity and has taken no more than her due. She reached the plateau of her expectations and promptly got the fuck off the bandwagon. Most celebrities should be like her. Instead of constantly spruiking themselves and getting in our faces, they shoud achieve stardom, and then go party like it's whatever fucking year they want it to be. Tara Reid is honest because she has not put herself in the position where she has to constantly chase stardom like it's her own tail, she maintains it by keeping everyone mystified as to how the fuck she's still getting her picture in magazines. She is honest because she is doing what she wants to: party and fuck.
And who can blame her?
I admire Tara Reid, and so should you.
"Was" being the operative word. Since then, I can't think of a single film she has done, nor anything at all, besides be a handbag for whichever guy is hot that week at whatever club is hot that week.
This sounds like I'm ripping on her, but trust me, I'm really not. Tara Reid is the most honest celebrity ever to hit our consciousnesses. She is what we should all aspire to. As I said in the title, she is a marxist role model.
How can some talentless bimbo, who lives only to party, and produces nothing of any use whatsoever to humanity in general be a Marxist role model?
Consider her achievement. She managed to land a role in a film that did fairly well, earning for herself some money, and enough fame to ensure she has an invite to most parties and cool scenes for the rest of her life.
Now consider what she has done since.
Actually consider what her co-stars have done since. Typecast themselves in film after film, and television show after television show. Does anyone even know Stifler's real name? Personally, I think they, and everyone involved should publicly apologise for the holocaust that was American Pie 3. All of them except Tara Reid of course, cos she was probably too busy snorting lines off her own arse at the time.
Tara Reid is a Marxist role model because she produced to her capacity and has taken no more than her due. She reached the plateau of her expectations and promptly got the fuck off the bandwagon. Most celebrities should be like her. Instead of constantly spruiking themselves and getting in our faces, they shoud achieve stardom, and then go party like it's whatever fucking year they want it to be. Tara Reid is honest because she has not put herself in the position where she has to constantly chase stardom like it's her own tail, she maintains it by keeping everyone mystified as to how the fuck she's still getting her picture in magazines. She is honest because she is doing what she wants to: party and fuck.
And who can blame her?
I admire Tara Reid, and so should you.
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Comment by Questionable Content
Anyone who can "snort lines off her own arse at the time" deserves my admiration.