Women can get sex whenever they like. END OF STORY.
November 6th 2006 22:46
I recently had a discussion with a friend of mine where she detailed her newfound appreciation for pornography. Furthermore she claimed she hadn’t had sex for 4 months, much to her chagrin, and without a handy fuck-buddy to relieve genital tension she was therefore 'forced' to turn to pornography and manual dexterity to supply her needs it lead me to reflect upon inter-gender relations, specifically to do with sex, and even more specifically to do with women. Another friend responded that she had to resort to inventive use of bathroom appliances, in lieu of functioning, appropriately-shaped paraphernalia, when faced with the dreary prospect of no willing and/or able partners for some casual sex.
Frankly, I think that this is a big, steamy bunch of shit.
It is a discussion I’ve had many times with various women. (To be honest, usually only while they are drunk, and only to get them thinking even more about sex) I have discussed it and discussed it, and I’m disgusted. Women can get sex whenever they want. Allow me to clarify: I’m not speaking about windy walks, shiatsu massages, foot rubs and roses; no, I’m talking about button-tearing, hair-pulling, wrestlemania sex. Women can get this at a whim. With a reasonable partner. At any time. Night or day. Inside, outside, wherever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want. Men cannot do this. oh sure, sometimes you find yourself acquainted with a girl who is liberal with her charms, but it never lasts; so, generally speaking, the ball is entirely in the girls court.
You want to have sex? You want to fuck? I guarantee you will not have to look far for a willing partner. Men are slaves to their sex drives. I'm not saying that women are not, I am saying that men are SLAVES to their sex drive. If an average woman was to walk up to an average guy, grab him by the scruff of his neck and say "I want you to fuck 14 shades of shit out of me. Now", he’d have probably finished before you could hail a cab. If the roles were reversed, the guy wouldn’t get "I want y-" before the woman screams rape loud enough shatter glass and kill small birds in a 200 metre radius.
The moral of this rant is: women, if you want to have sex, you have but to ask. There is absolutely no need whatsoever for you to have to turn to prostheses (unless of course that’s your preference), we are here, and we are willing. Fuck us. Please. We could do with one.
More specifically the moral of this rant is: any women out there looking for a casual shag, I’m available to help you out in your time of need, really, I am. Just leave appropriate contact details.
Frankly, I think that this is a big, steamy bunch of shit.
It is a discussion I’ve had many times with various women. (To be honest, usually only while they are drunk, and only to get them thinking even more about sex) I have discussed it and discussed it, and I’m disgusted. Women can get sex whenever they want. Allow me to clarify: I’m not speaking about windy walks, shiatsu massages, foot rubs and roses; no, I’m talking about button-tearing, hair-pulling, wrestlemania sex. Women can get this at a whim. With a reasonable partner. At any time. Night or day. Inside, outside, wherever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want. Men cannot do this. oh sure, sometimes you find yourself acquainted with a girl who is liberal with her charms, but it never lasts; so, generally speaking, the ball is entirely in the girls court.
You want to have sex? You want to fuck? I guarantee you will not have to look far for a willing partner. Men are slaves to their sex drives. I'm not saying that women are not, I am saying that men are SLAVES to their sex drive. If an average woman was to walk up to an average guy, grab him by the scruff of his neck and say "I want you to fuck 14 shades of shit out of me. Now", he’d have probably finished before you could hail a cab. If the roles were reversed, the guy wouldn’t get "I want y-" before the woman screams rape loud enough shatter glass and kill small birds in a 200 metre radius.
The moral of this rant is: women, if you want to have sex, you have but to ask. There is absolutely no need whatsoever for you to have to turn to prostheses (unless of course that’s your preference), we are here, and we are willing. Fuck us. Please. We could do with one.
More specifically the moral of this rant is: any women out there looking for a casual shag, I’m available to help you out in your time of need, really, I am. Just leave appropriate contact details.
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Comment by Barracuda
I have to say though, and many women would agree that once you do ask, and the man does "deliver" there seems to be a certain expectation that this will be repeated.
In reality many women are not keen to repeat or even initiate a one night stand for 1 reason (and it's not propriety)...I'm sorry to say but many of you (men) have no idea what you're doing and the time and training that it takes to bring you up to scratch is usually too long and so we just cannot be bothered.
But I think that you really have hit the nail on the head...On a date a man wonders whether he will have sex...a woman already knows.